Hi, I'm Torrey. Welcome to Left Field, where creativity runs amok and imagination is ALWAYS more important than knowledge. Shoes are not allowed but ties are optional. This is a repository of snippets from my life out here in Left Field. One never knows what shiny bits of creativity will be found here... cards, scrapbook layouts, photography, poetry, recipes, ponderings, rantings and musings. It could be anything! Life in Left Field is always changing, always real, always ...interesting.

October 31, 2011

...Smell My Feet



Tricky

Candy, oh candy
 in my Hallow’s Eve sack
that I gained from trick-or-treating

Would just disappear,
 unusually fast,
for a goblin came-a-eating

tearing through wrappers,
like a paper shredder,
…to stop would be defeating

So she ate and ate
First chocolate, then taffy
(and the cycle kept repeating)

Her grubby hands flew
from MY bag to HER mouth
(to me, it was totally cheating)

Eyes wide, I watched her
gobble up my whole stash
(lucky me... I had ringside seating)

Then I realized,
in a horrible flash,
that with whom I was competing

Was not, in fact,
a wretched ghoul at all,
it was ME, ‘neath the ghost’s sheeting.

~by Torrey Moseley 10.31.2011


October 27, 2011

Something...reflective

NO...this has NOTHING to do with mirrors, reflector tape or shiny metal...but, hmmm that gives me an idea!

This card is a reflection of how I'm feeling today. The sky is overcast and it's sorta rainy outside. On days like this, I like to just sit and look out the window at the color-drenched world. After it rains, the colors POP. So, as I was sitting in my rocking chair, gazing out the window I had an idea for a card. It just kind of floated into my consciousness; softly--like a picture emerging from the blackness of the ether and slipping into focus. 

This card is a pretty good representation of how I feel at the moment. When I get creative, I always think of my best friend, Jodi, and all the times we spent together sitting side by side in her studio...in our pajamas...creating. 

I miss her. 

She's in Colorado, I'm in Texas. It stinks.

Anyway, I really love this stamp by Bombshell Stamps. Her name is Rose. She's just lovely...and a little sad. So, I set Rose in her own windowsill so that she could look out on the beauty of her world. 


Close up

I would like to enter this card in the following challenges:
 Ingredients:

    October 25, 2011

    A Very Skelly Halloween Blog Hop!

    Hi Ho! I'm Torrey, I'm one of the newest members of the Bombshell Stamps Guest Design Team. I'm Ms. December. So, be sure to check back, often, to see what I cook up in my "labora-torrey" out here in Left Field !!

    It's that time of the month...NO...not THAT time *rolls eyes*. It's the last Wednesday of the month so that means it's time for Bombshell Stamps monthly Blog Hop !! YIPPEE!!!  Appropriately enough, this month's theme is:
    "A Very Skelly Halloween" 

    If you hopped over here from Kelli's blog...you're in the right place! Hooray!! If not, don't fret!! Just hop on over to the Bombshell Blog and you can start from the beginning! You won't want to miss any of these FaBuLoUs projects!

    This is the first time I've participated in a Blog Hop. I'm sorry I don't have any candy to share this time around. WHAT?!? NO CANDY?!? ON HALLOWEEN?!? IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED?!? I am sorry. I hope to have some candy for y'all soon. Besides, candy rots your teeth. In the meantime, give me your address and I may send you a toothbrush. hee hee hee. (gee, can you tell I'm really into "tooth hygiene" lately? Do you think it's because I had a root canal last week? Nah.)

    Anyway...Participating in the hop was super fun, and got me in the trick-or-treating spirit! I ended up making 2 projects for this Hop. My first offering is this pumpkin treat basket. How stylin' would it be to hand out treats with this baby??? Or, do like I did...put in on the coffee table loaded with treats for anyone who cares to stop by. Martha Stewart's got NOTHING on me!!!
     Project # 1 
    (Trick-Or-Treat Pumpkin Basket)
    I got this pumpkin basket on sale at Michaels...it was a perfect platform for this project, don't ya think?
    Here's the basic recipe to make this project:
    1. Punch out multiple sections of grass and iron fence from cardstock and splice them together to make bottom border. Adhere ribbon around bottom edge, and affix whole shebang to basket with foam tape.
    2. In photo editing program--size and arrange enough skeleton pieces for 6 whole skeletons and print out on white cardstock.
    3. Color skeleton pieces (I used colored pencils) and cut them out...carefully.
    4. Assemble skeletons using mini brads at joints--that way you can pose them however you like.
    5. Print sentiment on white cardstock. Die cut shapes around words. Color sentiments (I used colored pencils). Coat letters of sentiment with clear lacquer and let dry. Mount on black cardstock.
    6. Arrange and affix skeletons and sentiment blocks as desired on basket with foam tape.
    7. Drape gauzy netting over handle for extra creepy effect.
    8. Fill with goodies.
    Close up view

    Ingredients:
    • Digital skeleton stamps - Bombshell Stamps "Muertos Doll" 
    • cardstock (white, black, kraft)
    • Border punches (grass, iron fence) - EK Success for Martha Stewart 
    • Prismacolor colored pencils
    • Nestability dies - Spellbinders (Inverted Scalloped Square, Long Scalloped Rectangle, Deckled Oval)
    • Ribbon and mini brads - Creative Impressions 
    • Glue Glider Pro adhesive - Glue Arts  
    • Clear lacquer
    • foam tape
    • Halloween decorative gauze - Michaels
    • apples - from some wrinkled old lady who came to my door selling apples. She kept muttering something about a "magic mirror"...she looked harmless enough...

    Project # 2
    (Happy Skeleton Card)
    ...Since I had leftover "stuff"...I made a card that coordinates (sort of) with the basket. I had just enough fence and one lonely skeleton left. I drew out the gravestones on cardstock and colored them in with (you guessed it) colored pencil, then cut them out. The sentiment is made from 3-D stickers by Jolee's. The top flap of the card is a good inch or so shorter than the underlying bottom--to allow for the word "Halloween" to peek out from behind the spiderweb edging. I punched the right edge of the top flap with a spiderweb border punch. I punched the edge under the word "Halloween" with a drippy edge punch and backed it in red to give it a little...oomph. Everything is adhered to the front of the card with foam tape and my adhesive gun. That lonely skeleton doesn't look so lonely anymore. He's happy now!


    Card Ingredients:
    So, thankyouverymuch (as Elvis would say) for spending some time here with me in Left Field (where creativity runs amok)
    ... please continue on with our BLOG HOP!!! You're gonna be visiting Meredith next! Have fun, and thanks for hopping by!

    Here is a full list of the blogs on this hop:
    Torrey (you're here!!) 


    October 20, 2011

    State Fair, Texas STYLE


    "Our state fair is the BEST state fair...don't miss it, don't even be late!!!"

    What a great song by Rogers and Hammerstein! It's that time of year again, here in Texas...STATE FAIR TIME! I love the State Fair. My favorite part is seeing the arts and crafts and all the jars of pickled things. Ever since I was a kid, I was fascinated by the ribbons that are awarded. One of my dreams is to win a blue ribbon from the State Fair. I haven't entered anything yet...but next year, I'm entering  things in MANY categories!!! I'll cook something, photograph something, and create something artsy. I'll get my blue ribbon...YOU'LL SEE!


    So this year was REALLY special. Why? Because I got to share The Fair with Jonathan. It was our first State Fair together. The weather was perfect--72 degrees. I even dressed up and wore a beautiful sweater, long skirt, and a shirt that matched my hair! I looked spiffy. Jonathan wore his cowboy hat. It tickles me when he wears it...he is such a handsome cowboy! Just look at those baby blues. *melt*.


    USUALLY I like to eat...a LOT at The Fair. But this year, because of a wretchedly painful tooth, I was only able to suffer through one corn dog. ONLY one. *sigh*. USUALLY I eat all manner of fried things at the Fair. I mean they have: fried BUTTER, fried FRITO PIE, fried DING DONGS, fried COKE, fried CHEESECAKE, fried BACON, fried SNICKERS, fried PECAN PIE, fried S'MORES, fried PIZZA...you name it. If you can dream it up; you can probably find it at The Fair...and when you do, it will UNDOUBTEDLY be dipped in batter and deep-fried. Jonathan enjoyed his FIRST Fletcher's corn dog, smoked bratwurst from Hans Mueller (their wurst IS the best), nachos, cotton candy, Dr Pepper and a fruit punch...
    the man can EAT!





















    After we/he ate...I just had to introduce him to BIG TEX. Big Tex is THE Texas State Fair icon...actually, he's more of a legend around here. His story is quite interesting. Read HERE for more info about him.

    HOWDY FOLKS!

    We walked all through the arts and crafts building. It houses all the ribbon-winning entries that have anything to do with crafting--food, photography, quilting, sewing, painting...it's all there. Then we meandered through the Embarcadero. This is where you find Sham Wow!, Ginsu knives, waterless cookware and all other manner of gadgets, doo-dads and what-nots for sale. Last stop was the Food and Fiber pavilion where we learned all about agriculture; its production and products. My favorite part was the bee/honey exhibit and the "wall o' honey". One could say, I got to share the honey with my hunny. Plus...we were treated to a live show by a local community college show choir. The poor kids were crammed onto a tiny stage and they were dressed in really cheesy costumes. The acoustics were AWFUL, the audience was captive...but what they lacked in auditory refinement, they certainly made up for in enthusiasm!



    We had a terrific time. 
    The best part of it all?...we were together.




    Ode to an Angry Tooth

    ...I'm having a root canal on Monday. In honor of this, I crafted a little poem.

    Oh little pearl
    that helps me chew
    the foods I loves to eats…

    the crunchy things
    and gooey things
    and other tempting treats

    You help me in
    my daily life
    with you, I masticate…

    But one wrong bite
    has left you cracked
    and turned you quite... irate.

    A friend of mine
    you ceased to be,
    instead, you are my bane.

    I hear you laugh,
    maniacally…
    as you twist my face in pain.

    To free me from
    this misery
    I'd go to an extreme...

    For happy smiles
    and pain-free days
    are only but a dream

    I’m tempted now,
    to have you pulled
    and rip you from my jaw…

    I'd live my life,
    quite happily,
    drinking milkshakes with a straw.


    October 18, 2011

    My, What Big Teeth You Have...


    October is, amongst other things,
    Breast Cancer Awareness month.
    This is a very important "holiday"-- if you will-- not only to me personally; but to all women (and men) everywhere. Yes, men can get breast cancer too. I have a long-standing family history of breast cancer. Every woman on my mom's side of the family back something like 5 generations has had either breast cancer or ovarian cancer--including my mom and my grandmother. I encourage all my girlfriends to do monthly self exams, have regular mammograms, and to consider genetic screening. Although, genetic screening is a good tool for helping determine whether you're at risk to develop breast cancer, it does NOT screen for 100% of the genes responsible for breast cancer--it just screens for the 2 major genes...BRCA1 and BRCA2. Sadly, my mom was negative for both BRCA1 AND BRCA2...and she still got breast cancer; so unfortunately, there are other genes out there that have yet to be identified.

    Anyway, here is the card I made to commemorate this occasion. The image is from a vintage fairy tale book. I colored it with my Prismacolor Pencils (of course). This card is LOADED with double entendre. Breast cancer is NOT a fairy tale, though many women don't think it could ever happen to them. And YES, it can be a BIG SCARY WOLF with big teeth... IF it's not caught early. Early detection is the key to successful recovery!! My mom is living proof of this. She's JUST FINE and only had to have a lumpectomy to remove both types of cancer they found (thank you, God).




    I would like to enter this in the following challenges:

    Ingredients:
    Large Classic Nestability Oval Die - Spellbinders
    Picket Fence punch - EK Success for Martha Stewart
    organza and satin ribbon - Offray
    Prismacolor Pencils
    cardstock
    GlueGlider Pro adhesive runner - Glue Arts

    Art Festing

    Sunday was a picture-perfect day. A crystalline cloudless sky spread its cerulean blanket overhead. It was unseasonably warm--downright hot; especially for mid-October. After only ten minutes in the sun, I could feel my nose and cheeks glowing with that unmistakable sting of a sunburn. I swear, I'm so fair that I could get a sunburn in the dead of night if there were a full moon out. Luckily, we were gifted a gentle breeze that whispered just loud enough to keep a person comfortable in the shade.

    It was a perfect day for a mother-daughter outing.

    My mom, aunt, cousin and I all went on a road trip to a tiny town called Edom, Texas to visit their annual art festival. This town (population 358) is a quirky little out-in-the-middle-of-absolutely-nowhere community that has attracted a surprising number of very gifted artisans--potters, jewelry makers, wood workers, painters, quilters, mixed-media artists, glass blowers, photographers, leather crafters and textiles designers. Once a year, they host a festival for artists from around the country to come show/peddle their marvelous creations.

    The festival, itself, was configured in a meandering path of little white tents that snaked its way through a closely-shorn (and well-trodden) field. Hay bales were set up periodically along the way to provide seating for weary shoppers. There were three musical groups strategically placed at the event--a rock band at the far end, a Celtic harp duo near the front (I bought one of their CDs), and a folk/country ensemble outside the festival on the main street. The groups were spaced far enough away from each other that they did not compete for your ear. It was really quite an impressive piece of acoustical engineering. 

    We wandered the tents and "ooh'd",  "aah'd" and drooled over all the beautiful offerings. I fell in love with a bracelet...with a price tag of $1150. For a second, I thought "Oooh, $11 bucks and change was really an amazing bargain for such a beautiful and unique piece". But, I quickly realized my wishful subconscious mind had placed a decimal point where there should not have been one and I decided for a couple months worth of rent...it wasn't meant to adorn my wrist. My cousin, Heather, was drawn to the fused and blown glass and the wood-working pieces. I liked the dichroic-glass jewelry. My mom liked the bird houses. My aunt, hmmm, I'm not certain what in particular caught her fancy, but I'm certain it had something to do with mermaids or humming birds.

    I didn't take pictures of the art pieces. I felt funny doing that--like it was sort of stealing. So, I just took some pics of stuff I saw around the town that I thought was interesting--like the path outside the potter's studio. It was laden with shards of beautifully glazed pieces. There was the skull on a stick...in curlers (it made me giggle). And a cat named "Squeakie" who slept curled up in a bowl on the counter of a pottery studio shop. 

    All in all, it was a lovely day and well worth the 2-hour drive each way.



    October 13, 2011

    If Life Gives You Melons

    Everyone goes through bad times. I think it's vitally important to maintain a sense of humor, even when things get challenging. I also think it's important to lift people up and help them laugh when they're totally down in the dumps. I made this card for my cousin. She's going through some "stuff" and is gonna be staying with us for awhile. This was my way of welcoming her and letting her know (in the immortal words of Bob Marley)...that "Every leetle ting gonna be alright". Ya mon.

    Ingredients:
    Schoffie's Stamp (Nellie Snellen)
    Lacey Square Nestability die (Spellbinders)
    Cardstock
    Grosgrain ribbon
    Prismacolor pencils
    patterned paper (unknown)
    Stamping ink (Ranger)
    mini brads (Creative Impressions)
    adhesive runner (Glue Glider Pro by Glue Arts)
    white Gelly Roll pen (Sakura)
    black pen (Zig)


    October 10, 2011

    Biggest Fan

    When I first found this image of the fan-blown bunny, I KNEW it was destined to go on a card for my mom. She has an affinity for fans...she's always asking for one to be turned on full blast and aimed right at her. I'm certain this is what I get to look forward to as I approach menopause.

    This was just to remind her how very much I love her. I tell her often, but I don't think I can ever express it enough. I love you, mom...and yes, I am your biggest fan.


    I'd like to enter this in Craft Your Passion challenge # 79 -- "A Card for all Occasions"

    Ingredients:
    Bunny and fan ( "Air Head" by House Mouse)
    Patterned Paper (Scenic Route)
    Edge Punch (EK Success for Martha Stewart)
    Cardstock
    Brads (Creative Impressions)
    Stamping Ink (Ranger)
    Prismacolor Pencils
    Adhesive (Glue Arts)


    October 9, 2011

    My Fair Fairy

    A crafting friend of mine (Christine T.) put forth a challenge to make a card a day. I didn't agree to that gauntlet (yet). In the meantime, and as a consolation, I decided I could commit to a "card a week"--for now. So here is my card for this week (this is the revised photo). What can I say? I am really enjoying colored pencils on kraft paper. I LOVE this frame stamp by Delicious Doodles. It's just so COOL. I also fell head-over-Achilles for these fairy images by Sara Burrier (her stamps are sold HERE) She's a FaBuLoUs artist. Truly. This fairy is surrounded by her little forest friends--chipmunks and squirrels...there was a chipmunk on top of her head, but after I colored it in, it just looked like an odd addition to her hair, so I surgically removed it (sorry little guy). The rest of the card was just odds and ends that were hanging out in my studio. For those of you who looked at this photo yesterday...NO, you're not seeing things...I actually changed her wing color from white/blue to cream/brown. The blue was too stark a contrast.



    I'd like to enter this card in Craft Your Passion's challenge #78--"Anything with Ribbon"...  I was entrant # 328...the very LAST one. Wow

    Ingredients:
    Driftwood frame digital stamp - Delicious Doodles
    Fairy stamp - Sara Burrier
    kraft paper
    Prismacolor pencils
    Artificial flowers
    woven natural ribbon (Michaels)
    brown gingham ribbon (Creative Impressions)
    Foam spacers
    vellum
    cardstock
    stamping ink (Ranger)
    Adhesive Runner (Glue Arts
    deckle scissors (Fiskars)





    Cocoa morning musings

    I was awakened in the depths of night by the sound of rain. It wasn't merely the pitter-pat of an early fall shower, it was the roaring rush that an outright deluge makes. So, at 3 a.m., I padded my way down my darkened hallway and gingerly opened the front door. I was embraced by that unmistakable rain-washed scent of petrichor and my face was immediately caressed by the spattering mist of the nighttime storm. I ventured onto the front porch and just stood there, drinking in the night...breathing in the rain.

    I love rain.

    I love the way it sounds. If you close your eyes, it sounds like bacon frying in a hot skillet. I love the way it makes everything glisten. I'm fascinated by how it melts reflected colored lights and transforms the pavement into a paint-splattered canvas. I love the way it smells--on asphalt, on cement, on grass; oh especially on grass. If the scent of rain on grass had a color it would be brilliant green. Alive. Fresh. Verdant. But when it's on cement...that smell is chalky--so it's sort of a mushroom-colored grey. I love the way it feels when it bounces off objects creating millions of little cold spits and spats that almost sting and, just as quickly, coalesce and roll down my face in tear-like drips.

    I sat outside until I was more than damp from the misting spray. I like that spray. It invigorates my body but is a calming balm to my soul. Really kind of Yin Yang if you think about it. After a good, long  time on the porch, I went back inside, toweled off, and slipped into bed--snuggling up to my warm, sleeping husband. I soon fell fast asleep.

    So, this morning I awoke to a rain-drenched world. The sky is grey, everything is matted down and soggy. I decided it's a PERFECT morning for cocoa and toast. Cocoa and toast...this combination makes me think of my "daughter" Haley. It was her favorite breakfast when she was a kidlet. It's such a wonderful combination...like a warm hug in a mug. I made cocoa and toast for my husband and myself (that's him in the photo). Mmmmm, so yummy. Oh, the cocoa is good too.

    Good morning, my love. Consider this your first hug of the day.


    October 2, 2011

    World Cardmaking Day

    There sure are a bunch of contrived "holidays" these days. Some of them are just so...obscure. 
    • Name Your Cat Day  (haven't most people already named their cat?? Just sayin'...)
    • Virus Appreciation Day  (not something I appreciate)
    • Moldy Cheese Day  (not to be confused with Stale Bread Day--that's sometime in January)
    • International Skeptics Day  (I doubt this really exists)
    • National Dessert Day  (oooh, I like this one, maybe I'll celebrate it all week)
    • Bald and Free Day  (This conjures up images of guys with chrome domes running through  meadows in their boxer shorts ...*shudder*)
    • Columbus Day  (Go figure, a holiday just for a city in Ohio..oh wait, this is a legitimate holiday...never mind)
      ...and those are just in the month of October. Tucked alongside these wacky days of  celebration is 
    October 1st was, in fact, World Card Making Day. It was founded in 2006 by Paper Crafts magazine. Back then it was called National Card Making Day, but it has since evolved to encompass the whole of card-making enthusiasts around the globe--thus, it was changed to "World Card Making Day". I like that it's an equal-opportunity holiday--anyone can participate. It doesn't exclude anyone. There is no age limit, sex or race restriction, ethnic boundary, economic status requirement...all you gotta do to be a part of this is make a card. Simple enough. So here is the card I made. Yeah, it's colored pencil on kraft paper...what can I say, I'm hooked on the look.

      And YES, this card is a statement with regard to me and crafting... 
      I'm back in the saddle, folks
      BRING IT!!

      YEE HAW!!!

      Ingredients:
      All digital stamps - Bombshell Stamps
      Prismacolor pencils
      Patterned paper - Flair
      Foam tape
      Chalk Ink - Clearsnap
      Kraft paper
      blank card